Join the Board

As you’ve heard by now Twitter, in planning to go public, got some ugly publicity surrounding the gender breakdown of their board. Learning from their faux pas, DingDongNation, whose current board consists only of ladies of a certain age that joined on Facebook yesterday, is reaching out. Please fill out the appropriate form. Benefits include: belonging to an exclusive elite, something possibly involving alcohol, and getting insanely rich for a minimum of effort.

Thank you.

Board Member Application, girls. If you are a girl you can just hit submit because you're in:

 

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Board Member Application, boys. If you are a boy you must fill all of this out and will maybe be put on a waiting list unless you are like all that:

 

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