Join the Board

In 2013, Twitter, in planning to go public, got some ugly publicity surrounding the gender breakdown of their board. Learning from their faux pas, DingDongNation’s board at the time reached out. We are once again accepting a limited number of applicants through this entirely balanced (really!) process. Please fill out the (entirely!) appropriate form. Benefits include: belonging to an exclusive elite, something possibly involving alcohol, and getting insanely rich for a minimum of effort*

Thank you.

*someone’s got to why not you?

Board Member Application, Female or Non-Male Other Identifying. If applies to you, just hit submit because you're in:

 

Verification

 

Board Member Application, boys. If you are a boy you must fill all of this out and will maybe be put on a waiting list unless you are like all that:

 

Verification

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