In 2013, Twitter, in planning to go public, got some ugly publicity surrounding the gender breakdown of their board. Learning from their faux pas, DingDongNation’s board at the time reached out. We are once again accepting a limited number of applicants through this entirely balanced (really!) process. Please fill out the (entirely!) appropriate form. Benefits include: belonging to an exclusive elite, something possibly involving alcohol, and getting insanely rich for a minimum of effort*
*someone’s got to why not you?